Posted 2 hours ago

tibets:

this is the 2nd time i’m reblogging this today because i laughed just as hard  as i did the 1st time i saw it

Posted 2 hours ago

This is the chemical formula for love:

C8H11NO2+C10H12N2O+C43H66N12O12S2
dopamine, seratonin, oxytocin.

It can be easily manufactured in a lab, but overdosing on any of them can cause schizophrenia, extreme paranoia, and insanity.

Let that sink in.

(via mrzim)

(Source: misschelly19)

Posted 3 hours ago
This is gonna sound so stupid but what is a fuckboy? lol
Anonymous asked

rememberingsuunday:

fuckboy symptoms:

  • timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
  • connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
  • colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
  • gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date

how to spot a fuckboy:

  • white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
  • he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
  • relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
  • looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
  • can’t find the clitoris

fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know

Posted 4 hours ago

huffy-lemon:

Some of my favorite text posts part 2

(Source: huffylemon)

Posted 10 hours ago

lambhoof:

i have a special folder for photos of small dogs snoozing on large sleeping places

Posted 10 hours ago
Don’t kiss me if you’re afraid of thunder. My life is a storm.
Anita Krizzan  (via whheary)

(Source: quotethat)

Posted 1 day ago
hisandherquotes:

everything you love is here

hisandherquotes:

everything you love is here

Posted 1 day ago

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Pets and Tumblr photoset

Posted 1 day ago
“I said to the sun, “Tell me about the big bang.” The sun said, “It hurts to become.”
Andrea Gibson - via ale-thea (via perfect)
Posted 1 day ago

officialwhitemom:

this is the best 30 seconds or so of my life

(Source: lovelife)

Posted 1 day ago

makeyoufeellovely:

feggotdesu:

dating me means dating my anxiety and my random spouts of depression it means dating my panic attacks at 11pm or 2 am or 5am or anytime of the day for that matter it means dating my mood swings where i get really upset over everything about me and all my insecurities and how i’m not good enough because i’m never good enough

Literally me right now.

(Source: ewpeanutbutter)

Posted 1 day ago

condom:

I love when people shut the fuck up

Posted 1 day ago
Never ever get too attached to someone, because when that person leaves, your whole world comes crashing down.
Unknown (via hoowin)
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